Knights of Saint George

The Knights of Saint George offer an incredible variety of exciting career opportunities. Scroll down to search current employment opportunities within the Order.

Please note that Officer is the highest rank granted to a new member. The rank of Fleet Officer might be assigned to pirates of proven reliability and experience but only upon proposal of the Captain himself. Clamouring for a rank higher than Officer will automatically lead to rejection of your application.

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Job description: the ideal Cabin Person must, at all times, be of a most humble mien. To the lowly Cabin Person falls the most arduous and laborious of duties: swabbing the decks, cleaning and polishing, and emptying the bilge of the foulness which collects there.

Requirements: none.

Job description: a Pirate is an obnoxious and repugnant fellow. It is unknown if this is due to being constantly planked or if planking is the direct result of his character. The duties of the Pirate may include anything and everything but consist mostly of taking orders from superiors however absurd and foolish they may be.

Requirements: broad experience in bilge, sail, carp and gun.

Job description: the Midshipman can be considered little better than a regular pirate but for lack of someone better, may occasionally be given the chance to battle navigate. The Midshipman must also enroll in the Knight School for the Theory Of Piratical Mayhem and is expected to meet certain standards if he or she wishes to rise out of the morass which is synonymous with the lower orders.

Requirements: same as pirate plus neophyte in battle navigation.

Job description: strutting about in the first of a series of preposterous hats; making a colander out of one's own ship and taking on the biggest ships you can find while soloing. Perhaps by far the biggest responsibility which falls to the Officer is to make the jobbers continually change position in a totally illogical manner enforced by the use of that accursed boatswain's whistle. An Officer must also know how to count backwards from 10 (maximum) while waiting for spawn at a league point. And last but not least, it falls to the hapless Officer, to drink or gamble away at poker the restock money which has ended up in his pocket.

Requirements: Distinguished standing in battle navigation, Master standing in one of the piracy skills.